They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.
David LettermanToday coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.
David LettermanNorth Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.
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