Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.
David LettermanYou folks feeling the economic pinch? Are you a little fed up with the economic news? It's bad. The department stores, this holiday season, no Santa Claus. They're laying off department-store Santa Clauses. So more bad news for John McCain.
David LettermanHillary's trying to appear downhome. Earlier today she was sitting on the front porch of a general store whittling a pantsuit.
David LettermanBarack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.
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