Do good things for other people.

President Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars. You know what this means. He's been drinking again.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.

Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer.

People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.

New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.

Every day is President's Day when you have an intern!