Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean for president. That's pretty fitting, the guy that didn't beat Bush endorsing the guy who won't beat Bush.
David LettermanHow about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.
David LettermanAs you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.
David LettermanKim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?
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