Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.
David LettermanGeorge Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
David LettermanYou know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.
David LettermanThe 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?
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