Because Utah is largely Mormon country, the firing squad's a little different. You're blindfolded but no cigarette.
David LettermanMitt Romney is not going to run for president. Mitt said it's time for fresh faces. So that's good news for Bruce Jenner.
David LettermanThere's a rumor that President George Bush had a nose job, that he had some kind of plastic surgery, that he actually had a nose job. If this is true, that's the first new job he's created since taking office.
David LettermanPresident Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
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