This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

Donald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.

Yesterday, the Senate voted to approve President Clinton's decision to send troops to Bosnia. And they voted to change the name of that mission to "Operation Forget About Whitewater".

The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup.

President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

The mayor of Sochi is now saying that there are no gay people in Sochi. So the only thing that is flaming over there now is the Olympic torch.