This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

Hillary's trying to appear downhome. Earlier today she was sitting on the front porch of a general store whittling a pantsuit.

Guess who's running for president? Jeb Bush. Jeb was governor of Florida and he speaks fluent Spanish, which raises the question: What language did his brother speak? What was that?

Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

The Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for Japan's part in World War II. However, he still hasn't mentioned anything about karaoke.

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.

You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.