Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie.

President Bush says he is looking forward to the testimony of Condoleezza Rice. Yes, he is very excited about Condoleezza Rice's testimony before Congress. Well, it makes perfect sense - he wants to know what was going on, too.

About half an hour before air time - that's when I become hyper. I put everything else out of my mind and just let that nervous energy surge through my body. I start talking faster and louder. My confidence comes up. It's actually a great feeling.

Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.

There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.