Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.

Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.

The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?

This Osama bin Laden, now they say he has had plastic surgery. They say he sneaked across the border into Pakistan, which by the way is the place to go to have plastic surgery. He looks great. A tourist came up to him earlier this week and said, 'May I have your autograph, Mr. Hasselhoff?'