At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration.

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.

Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.