At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

You probably heard about the big prisoner swap with Cuba. A man who has been incarcerated in Havana for five years is back home in the United States. And we sent them some prisoners. The deal still has to be approved by President Obama and Bud Selig.

Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'

I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.