At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

Arnold is now the front runner. Everyone was snickering about it a month ago, now it looks like he will be the next governor of California. He is so confident he has already chosen a body oil for the inauguration.

This will be Michelle Obama's last opportunity to try to get me to eat kale.

Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.

You like science? You enjoy science? Always use it for good, never for evil. Can you promise me that?