When we started the show, there were mixed responses. Half of the people said, 'That show doesn't have a chance.' The other half said, 'That show doesn't have a prayer.'

Arnold is now the front runner. Everyone was snickering about it a month ago, now it looks like he will be the next governor of California. He is so confident he has already chosen a body oil for the inauguration.

Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

So they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.

Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked Sony emails.

Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.