I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.
David LettermanYesterday was not only daylight saving time, but also International Women's Day. What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that's missing an hour.
David LettermanToday is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.
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