President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

During the debate, Palin winked, wrinkled her nose, and gave a shout-out to a third-grade class. Well, you know, that says commander-in-chief to me right there. You betcha!

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.

I just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad.

You know who's also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That's a real good idea -- a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed.

A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to guac.