I heard this today and I thought this was fascinating and interesting. President Bush has two daughters, two beautiful daughters, and they may work on their father's presidential campaign after they get out of college and I thought, well, that's a pretty good move because in this economy, they won't be able to find real jobs.
David LettermanRick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.
David LettermanThe general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.
David LettermanAt the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.
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