President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.
David LettermanYesterday was not only daylight saving time, but also International Women's Day. What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that's missing an hour.
David LettermanOur guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.
David LettermanThere is so much oil now in the Gulf of Mexico, and you can thank the folks of British Petroleum for this, so much oil in the Gulf, you can now park on it.
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