Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.
David LettermanDid you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.
David LettermanGeorge W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.
David LettermanI think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.
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