Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict.

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.

Howard Dean was endorsed by former Vice President Al Gore and now he is getting advice from Al Gore. And I'm thinking, who better to give advice than the guy who couldn't even get elected with the most votes?

You like science? You enjoy science? Always use it for good, never for evil. Can you promise me that?

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.

As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.