Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.
David LettermanAs you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.
David LettermanPresident Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here.
David LettermanWhen I stopped smoking cigars it was the biggest mistake I made in my life. So my resolution for 98 is Im going to start smoking cigars again. I gave them up about a year and a half ago, and I now realize that it may have been my one last fun, interesting thing to do.
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