Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.

In a recent interview, Howard Dean admitted that he used to drink and smoke pot. So, now all he needs to put him over the top is a sex scandal.

There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'

Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall.

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.