Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.

Jeb Bush has to distance himself from what they call the Bush brand. So he keeps saying, 'I am my own man.' But when Governor Chris Christie is out on the campaign trail, he's always saying, 'I'm my own man, plus another guy.'

Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

The Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.

Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.

President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.

You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I'm thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy; just get ready.