The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag
David LettermanThey figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.
David LettermanWelcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.
David LettermanAll comedians are preoccupied with one thing and with one thing only-themmm-selllves. It's a horrible lot in life.
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