The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag
David LettermanPolitical pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.
David LettermanBased on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
David LettermanJohn Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?
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