Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.

The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'

Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.

The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?

When Martha gets out she'll be under house arrest in her big $40 million mansion in Bedford. Boy, that'll teach her. She's only allowed out of the house for doctors visits, grocery shopping, or to dump more stock.

A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends.