Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.
David LettermanSarah Palin, part-time Governor of Alaska, is angry because Michele Obama is encouraging kids to eat healthy. Sarah Palin believes the government shouldn't tell us what to do. Sarah Palin believes she should tell us what to do.
David LettermanBy accident Jeb Bush announced that he was running for president. And then he said, 'No, not yet. OK, I made a mistake.' And then later in the day, by accident, he called Hillary and congratulated her.
David LettermanLadies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.
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