Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.
David LettermanWelcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.
David LettermanHerman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda.
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