Don't worry about me. I plan to continue to be in show business. I have already been booked to be in a production of 'The Sunshine Boys' with Jay Leno.
David LettermanI think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!
David LettermanI heard doctors revived a man who had been dead for 4-1/2 minutes. When they asked him what it was like being dead, he said it was like listening to Yankees announcer Phil Rizzuto during a rain delay.
David LettermanInsiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.
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