Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for.

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

I'm an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled.

Paul Ryan announced that after a lot of thought, and talking it over with family and friends, that he is not going to run for president in 2016. I'm telling you, this announcement sent shock waves through no one.

Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.