Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value.

The issue of gay marriage has reached the Supreme Court and observers are analyzing every detail to predict how each justice will vote. Experts say Chief Justice John Roberts is likely to rule in favor of gay marriage based on the fact that he spent Tuesday's hearings watching the Tony Award nominations.

Once you're president, you can't go anywhere without causing trouble. President Obama shows up in China, he's chewing gum, they go crazy. A big stink because the president's chewing gum. And you think, the Chinese are so easygoing about human rights. What's the problem?

George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.

To save energy, New York City is now dimming the lights of the skyscrapers and the skyline at night. There's a bad side to this. If you need Batman, you have to text him.

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?