Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid says he will not seek re-election. Harry said he wants to spend more time with his family. As I always say, check with your family.

This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

Tim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his gyrocopter on the White House lawn.

A lot of people think I'm retiring, but I've been telling a fib. I've been forced to leave this job because I gave $75,000 to the Clinton Foundation.

What a day. It's 53 and gloomy - like President Obama.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.