One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other at funerals and weddings.

Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

You know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize... there is no beanbag.

We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.

Bill Clinton may in fact be moving back into the White House. And coincidentally I'm thinking about moving back into my mother's house.