George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.

You like science? You enjoy science? Always use it for good, never for evil. Can you promise me that?

President Obama's trying to work out a nuclear deal with Iran, and the Republicans are steamed. They got together and sent Iran a letter about the nuclear deal. They said if this doesn't work, by God, they're going to send Seth Rogen and James Franco.

Today is Earth Day. The way I see it, as humans the very least we can do is recycle. A lot of recycling is going on this year. For example, Bushes and Clintons.

Hillary is in Iowa to listen to what the people are saying - because if you want her to speak, that will cost you $200,000. So she's there listening.

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.