George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'

Tim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his gyrocopter on the White House lawn.

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.

The general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.