Herman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda.
David LettermanIraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.
David LettermanWell, the manhunt continues for that elusive evil mastermind, but I'm telling you Enron CEO Kenneth Lay remains at large.
David LettermanPresident Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
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