They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value.

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.

The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them.

They found a scrapbook with photos of Osama bin Laden from the '90s, and they're studying each and every photo very, very closely. My favorite shot of Osama bin Laden was right between the eyes.

Rick Perry, started out like a ball of fire from Texas and then he started to drop and now he's retooling. He's adding advisers to his campaign team. This guy had advisers? Really?