I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value.

Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall.

Have you seen the Olympic uniforms? It's for the American Olympic team and it's berets. To me, nothing says America like a guy in a beret. Look at our founding fathers, they all wore berets.

Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

Economists believe there are three reasons why the Russian economy is doing so poorly. One, economic sanctions are working. Number two, low-price oil. And number three, Lindsay Lohan has quit drinking vodka.

Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.