I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value.

Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit.

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.

They found a scrapbook with photos of Osama bin Laden from the '90s, and they're studying each and every photo very, very closely. My favorite shot of Osama bin Laden was right between the eyes.

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.