Did you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the hands of interrogators.
David LettermanJohn Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican.
David LettermanWelcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.
David Letterman