You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.
David LettermanDonald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.
David LettermanI love the protests. And if you think about it, what better way to send a message to Wall Street than by sitting in a pup tent banging on a drum.
David LettermanJohn Boehner - doesn't he look like every guy you've ever seen at a hotel bar? He looks like the kind of guy who licks his thumb when he counts his money.
David Letterman