Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.
David LettermanCongratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict.
David LettermanTim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his gyrocopter on the White House lawn.
David LettermanI'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.
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