New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.
The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?
A small handgun makes any TV remote control.
You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.
A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.
President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.