One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.

The ayatollah in Iran says he believes that he got the letter, but he thinks he accidentally threw it out with his Crate & Barrel catalog.

Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.

Pope Francis is going to go to Washington, D.C., to address Congress. He believes the New England Patriots have been deflating his giant hat.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.