Did you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the hands of interrogators.
David LettermanHolyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.
David LettermanThe FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?
David LettermanI have nothing against the North Koreans but this Kim Jong Un has got a screw loose. A member of his cabinet, his security minister, nods off, falls sleep. We've all done it. Kim Jong Un takes the guy out and has him executed, just for just falling asleep. Oh, and he was also deflating footballs.
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