The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?
David LettermanOver in Afghanistan, Osama stuck his head out of the cave and saw a shadow. So, that means six more weeks of bombing.
David LettermanInsiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.
David LettermanTrump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.
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