The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I'm thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy; just get ready.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'

The ayatollah in Iran says he believes that he got the letter, but he thinks he accidentally threw it out with his Crate & Barrel catalog.

Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at hillary@pantsuit.com.