The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'

President Bush announced that the war in Iraq has been won. It's all over, it's been won. I believe this would be Bush's first uncontested victory.

I'm very resourceful. I'd be good in prison. I'd be good in a shipwreck. I'd make a great hostage.

Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He hasn't made an announcement, but I want to tell you something. The fake suspense is killing me.

President Obama is sending a couple hundred troops to Iraq. We spent six years trying to figure a way to get out of Iraq. And now we're back. But this time there is an exit strategy. Barack Obama has an exit strategy. In 2016, he's gone.

It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?

CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.