The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.

The Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for Japan's part in World War II. However, he still hasn't mentioned anything about karaoke.

Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

Mitt Romney is not going to run for president. Mitt said it's time for fresh faces. So that's good news for Bruce Jenner.

How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.

It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?