President Bush announced that the war in Iraq has been won. It's all over, it's been won. I believe this would be Bush's first uncontested victory.

Are you getting a big kick out of the Enron scandal? I find this interesting that whenever a big crisis starts, people start showing up in church. So, Ken Lay shows up in church this weekend. Church officials are still looking for the collection plates.

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'