It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?

Kim Jong Un shaved his eyebrows and got his hair sticking right up. How would you like the leader of your country looking like Lady Gaga? Even Dennis Rodman told him he looks weird.

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.

Donald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.

They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'

Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.

Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.