Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.

When Martha gets out she'll be under house arrest in her big $40 million mansion in Bedford. Boy, that'll teach her. She's only allowed out of the house for doctors visits, grocery shopping, or to dump more stock.

It was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted that Iraq is not Vietnam. Of course not, he avoided Vietnam.

I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?

CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.