Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

Remember evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin? He vanished for 10 days. He had disappeared and there were a lot of rumors. One rumor was he had disappeared because he had himself executed.

Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he is sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that.