President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here.

They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.