President Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars. You know what this means. He's been drinking again.
David LettermanEverybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.
David LettermanI have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.
David Letterman