Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

Yesterday was Election Day. If we have any Democrats in the audience, I'm sorry but you're going to have to give up your seats.

Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.

In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

Today is Earth Day. The way I see it, as humans the very least we can do is recycle. A lot of recycling is going on this year. For example, Bushes and Clintons.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.