The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup.
David LettermanOne of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other at funerals and weddings.
David LettermanMartha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.
David LettermanThis Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.
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