The president met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Obama was demanding that BP clean up the Gulf. And I'm thinking, good luck. They can't even clean up their gas station restrooms.
David LettermanNewt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.
David LettermanThe White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?
David LettermanAfter my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.
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