The Russian economy is tanking. It's gotten so bad that today Vladimir Putin had to pawn his stolen Super Bowl ring. And Putin will finance his next invasion on Kickstarter.
David LettermanInsiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.
David LettermanMartha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.
David LettermanOver the weekend, John Kerry - the big John Kerry juggernaut moves on - he won primaries in Washington D.C., Nevada and, I think, Canada. And he's so confident that he's started nailing that intern again.
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