Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.

Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit.

Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.

Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this - if John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have this trouble.

There's a rumor that President George Bush had a nose job, that he had some kind of plastic surgery, that he actually had a nose job. If this is true, that's the first new job he's created since taking office.