Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.
David LettermanHave you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.
David LettermanToday Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me.
David LettermanI always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.
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