President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.
David LettermanPresident Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars. You know what this means. He's been drinking again.
David LettermanIraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.
David LettermanToday, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling ya, this guy is presidential material.
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