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David LettermanTrump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.
David LettermanIt looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.
David LettermanHillary's trying to appear downhome. Earlier today she was sitting on the front porch of a general store whittling a pantsuit.
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