Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.
David LettermanThe last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag
David LettermanNight clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.
David LettermanMonday is President's Day and former President Bill Clinton is very excited. He is taking George Bush, Sr. to 'Hooters'. ... George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton have been spending more and more time together. Doesn't that seem like an unusual couple to you, honestly? Earlier today they went to go see that gay cowboy movie.
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