Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.

Every day is President's Day when you have an intern!

My good friend Paul Shaffer and I are going to continue in show business. Next month Paul and I will debut our new act at Caesar's Palace with our white tigers.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends.

Don't worry about me. I plan to continue to be in show business. I have already been booked to be in a production of 'The Sunshine Boys' with Jay Leno.