You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.

I'm very resourceful. I'd be good in prison. I'd be good in a shipwreck. I'd make a great hostage.

Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.

Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.

After my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.

John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go.

I'm nothing if not an optimist.