Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.

Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.

Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'

George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit.