Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?
The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag
People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.
Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.