Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
David LettermanThe Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'
David LettermanTo save energy, New York City is now dimming the lights of the skyscrapers and the skyline at night. There's a bad side to this. If you need Batman, you have to text him.
David LettermanI just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad.
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