The night before the Olympics opening ceremony, my son, who is eight years old, gets very excited and likes to put out a plate of cookies and some milk for Bob Costas.

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.

Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.

I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.