Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
David LettermanAnd tar is washing up onto the beaches - big globs of tar. And people are saying, 'Is that going to ruin our summer at the beach?' No, of course not. You take the big blobs of tar and you use them to hold down your blanket.
David LettermanHolyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.
David LettermanI heard this today and I thought this was fascinating and interesting. President Bush has two daughters, two beautiful daughters, and they may work on their father's presidential campaign after they get out of college and I thought, well, that's a pretty good move because in this economy, they won't be able to find real jobs.
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