President Obama and his family are spending the holidays in Hawaii, and while they're gone, they got a fence jumper to house sit. Tomorrow, he will be in Hawaii playing golf with Raul Castro and the Pope.

I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.

The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.

The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?

Over in Afghanistan, Osama stuck his head out of the cave and saw a shadow. So, that means six more weeks of bombing.

I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.