I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

I knew that if I woke up hung over, I couldn't do the best possible job on the show, so I had to quit. Also, I'd consumed a lot of beer for a lot of years, and I thought, That's enough. I've had my fun and I'm glad I quit.

Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'

It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.

Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her for a job in which she will never again meet an ordinary person.

Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. He received 99 percent of the vote, and one percent of the vote went for last-minute candidate Frank Lautenberg.