I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.

The issue of gay marriage has reached the Supreme Court and observers are analyzing every detail to predict how each justice will vote. Experts say Chief Justice John Roberts is likely to rule in favor of gay marriage based on the fact that he spent Tuesday's hearings watching the Tony Award nominations.

Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.

John Boehner - doesn't he look like every guy you've ever seen at a hotel bar? He looks like the kind of guy who licks his thumb when he counts his money.

Now there are reports that Osama bin Laden would like to commit suicide on television. This is the kind of lead-in I have been praying for every since I came to CBS. Bin Laden is planning a televised suicide or, as I call it, hosting the Academy Awards.

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.