John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.
David LettermanFall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
David LettermanThe last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag
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