Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

Every day is President's Day when you have an intern!

You folks like TV, you watch a lot of TV? There's a show right here on CBS, it's a huge hit. It's called the "Mentalist." And it's about this guy who has a heightened sense of observation. It's miraculous; he's the only guy in the world who can tell the difference between Sarah Palin and Tina Fey.

When Martha gets out she'll be under house arrest in her big $40 million mansion in Bedford. Boy, that'll teach her. She's only allowed out of the house for doctors visits, grocery shopping, or to dump more stock.

According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.'

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.

Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'