Any online gamblers here? Well, Congress is looking in shutting that down.There's going to be a massive congressional investigation of online gambling and they're going to shut it down. And when they get done with that, they're going to look into this North Korean thing.
David LettermanScientists have discovered a black hole that is 12 billion times the size of our sun. It's full of Hillary Clinton emails.
David LettermanYou can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.
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