You folks feeling the economic pinch? Are you a little fed up with the economic news? It's bad. The department stores, this holiday season, no Santa Claus. They're laying off department-store Santa Clauses. So more bad news for John McCain.
David LettermanIncredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.
David LettermanThere are so many flavors of Coke now - Coke with lemon, Coke with vanilla, Coke with lime, Cherry Coke, and they've just brought out another new flavor - Coke with Pepsi.
David LettermanNow in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.
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