I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?

The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

I heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart.

Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

I got some good news earlier today before the show. Thanks to Alex Rodriguez, I am no longer the most overpaid disappointment in New York City.

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'