Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and said, 'We need one of these things around the White House.'

As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.

You know who's also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That's a real good idea -- a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed.

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me.