John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for.
David LettermanPresident Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
David LettermanI believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.
David Letterman