Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.

It is cold down in Washington, DC. They had to use an ice scraper on John Boehner's face to get the tears off, it was so cold.

George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'

Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra.

Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'